Protoblog: Baldly Fictitious Texts From Last Night

Although I conceived Malapropist largely as a venue for film, comic book, and music writing, it will periodically host advance looks at other blogs of mine still in development–what I hope will eventually be the component parts of a larger blog network. Baldly Fictitious Texts From Last Night is intended to be a microblog in the Texts From Last Night mold. The difference, as they say, is in the details–all content on BFTFLN is more obviously fabricated, and often appropriated from popular films.

Post #1

(214):

srsly cant remember nething. all I have is a photo that says paris texas.

(213):

dude wtf

Post #2

(415):

i think my mom just hit on me

(403):

u need 2 go back 2 the future


Post #3

(312):

sum1 just tried to kill me w a crop duster

(631):

lol

(312):

😦

Post #4

(702):

this is the worst hangover

(418):

for real. hey why is ed helms’ wife such a shrew?

Post #5

(011 04):

playin chess w death

(011 04):

oops

(612):

?

(612):

u there?

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